smart scootering

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On smart scootering

Be careful when renting a scooter.

They can be dangerous, unstable, other drivers unpredictable, and the surrounding views, distracting.

We want you to avoid an inevitably accident with an ugly road rash from skidding on the pavement at 20 mph & the replacement cost of a new motorbike, or worse yet a visit to the local emergency room with broken bones, a 5 figure $$$$$ hospital bill and the replacement cost of a new motorbike.

But when careful, the coast , not your bones, is your oyster to break open and enjoy.

So don't be a witless willy. Treat scooters with respect. They're more than just cute, more than a baby motorcycle, more than a bike pretending to be grown-ups with an engine and everything.

Though they are so much darn fun there are some taboo things:

NEVER:

Don't Rubberneck the sights, instead pull over safely, park and enjoy.

Don't Chat with the companion sitting behind, instead work out the signaling and signals before taking off.

Don't Text or take photos with one hand and steering with the other, instead - FOCUS or DON'T RIDE.

Never drink alcohol and then get on scooter.

Remember: a scooter is essentially an undersized, underpowered, under-stabilized motorcycle.

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Yes, scooters are dangerous. Yes traffic in a beach town is atrocious, thus doubling the danger!

So take some "Sensible Scootering" precautions

The issue:

people don't treat scooters with respect.


Stats:

Deaths: Per mile traveled in 2019, the number of deaths on motorcycles in the U.S. was nearly 29 times the number in cars.

According to crash data from the NHTSA 51% of fatal motorcycle accidents occur at intersections.

Unhelmeted riders are 3 times more likely than helmeted ones to sustain traumatic brain injuries in the event of a crash.

Males: 91% of motorcyclists killed in 2019 were males.

Females: 60% of the female motorcyclists who died in crashes in 2019 were passengers, and their deaths represented 91% of the passenger deaths. The vast majority of male motorcyclists who died were drivers.

Weekends: 48% of motorcyclist deaths in 2019 occurred on weekends, and those deaths were more likely to occur after 6 p.m. compared with weekdays.

Alcohol: 29% of fatally injured motorcycle drivers in 2019 had a blood alcohol concentration (BAC) at or above 0.08 percent; in single-vehicle crashes this was 42%.

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Ride like a Local. scooters are dangerous. tourists can be stupid.

(Not people: tourists.

People who are perfectly sane, rational, and responsible at home often transform into giddy idiots after just a few hours on an exciting, exotic, sun-drenched vacation.)

Therefore:

No Alcohol any time near or on the scooter. Use a designated driver or call Uber Lyft.

No Riding on the Sand. Cost of an engine replacement: $1200.00

No Freeway Riding.

No Riding in the Rain.

Ride Defensively

Use turn signals. And turn them off.

The Muffler is Hot.

Ask for help using the kickstand.

Scooters fool you into thinking you ARE MORE AGILE THAN cars.

You are not equal.

You are perched precariously ON top OF BENT TUBULAR metal WITH plastic & 4 INCH WIDE wheels.


CAR drivers are SECURE in a protective FRAME WITH airbags AND SEATBELTS TO HOLD THEM IN.


If you get hit by a car, you'll be road kill.


they'll KEEP DRIVING THINKING they hit a LOCAL SPEED BUMP.

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